The details are quickly fading, but I’ll type what I an remember while it’s fresh:
I was playing some sort of hide-and-seek-ish game in this big industrial library. Then Obama and some other person (a woman - secretary or something like that) found out and tried to stop my friends and I. The funny thing is that when they caught me, they seduced me. Being seduced by president Obama is an… interesting experience, to say the least. I’ll leave that one up to your imagination, although suffice to say it was much more of a charisma-bomb seduction than an actual taking-clothes-off or touching-inappropriate-places seduction.The secretary was doing a better job with those type ones. BUT LET ME TELL YOU I AM NOT A SELLOUT. I convinced them that their seduction worked, but then I went to free my friend who was also captured. And yeah. I got out and was randomly with a different friend. And then we were talking about my old high school jazz band and the music program and who the good kids were and about how now you have to pay $50 to be in it, etcetc.